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Baby Parker in HD (since 2003)

Baby Parker in HD (since 2003)

Ancient Parker, or Stoner Parker as some like to call it, was the equivalent to Baby Parker in Ancient times (200 - 1985 C.E.)

Ancient Parker, or Stoner Parker as some like to call it, was the equivalent to Baby Parker in Ancient times (200 - 1985 C.E.)

Baby Parker transparent background. For inserting the guy into your favorite memes, such as One Does Not Simply.

Baby Parker transparent background. For inserting the guy into your favorite memes, such as One Does Not Simply.

A true Challenge. For the mightiest of Challengers.

A true Challenge. For the mightiest of Challengers.

The baby head

The baby head

A diagram of who you will see in a typical "squad" located in Calgary, Alberta, Cananda.

A diagram of who you will see in a typical "squad" located in Calgary, Alberta, Cananda.

The original photo of Baby Parker. Not used often, as the touched-up HD version, discovered in 2003, is much clearer and user-friendly.

The original photo of Baby Parker. Not used often, as the touched-up HD version, discovered in 2003, is much clearer and user-friendly.

Pop art rendition of Baby Parker, by such a very famous artist.

Pop art rendition of Baby Parker, by such a very famous artist.

Baby Parker with Santa Claus! This photograph was taken at the real North Pole. Many legal battles were fought to keep this photo online, for the public.

Baby Parker with Santa Claus! This photograph was taken at the real North Pole. Many legal battles were fought to keep this photo online, for the public.

A somewhat bizarre image of Ancient Parker and Fire-Bender Baby Parker as one being. Not much is known about this as a concept.

A somewhat bizarre image of Ancient Parker and Fire-Bender Baby Parker as one being. Not much is known about this as a concept.

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The fish will TRY to eat Baby Parker. The  Keyword there is "try".

The fish will TRY to eat Baby Parker. The Keyword there is "try".

Looks sort of silly, don't you think?

Looks sort of silly, don't you think?

Fire-Bender Baby Parker harnesses the power of fire to defeat foes and the enemies.

Fire-Bender Baby Parker harnesses the power of fire to defeat foes and the enemies.

Mind Melding Baby Parker melds minds. Be soooo careful!!

Mind Melding Baby Parker melds minds. Be soooo careful!!

This happened to Baby Parker after travelling through two black holes in the time span of 6 hours.

This happened to Baby Parker after travelling through two black holes in the time span of 6 hours.

Monkey-Ape Baby Parker.  He will eat a banana, sometimes. Give him one, go on!

Monkey-Ape Baby Parker. He will eat a banana, sometimes. Give him one, go on!

Baby Parker was blind for a while. He was blind because he got juice in his eyes. He doesn't like juice very much anymore, if you could imagine.

Baby Parker was blind for a while. He was blind because he got juice in his eyes. He doesn't like juice very much anymore, if you could imagine.

Feel free to download this Baby Parker icon! For computer usage.

Feel free to download this Baby Parker icon! For computer usage.

Debated to be the actual photo of Baby Parker.

Debated to be the actual photo of Baby Parker.

Artist's rendition of the infamous "Squad Portrait". Trevor Brown made it.

Artist's rendition of the infamous "Squad Portrait". Trevor Brown made it.

Commonplace propaganda during the Baby Trevor-era.

Commonplace propaganda during the Baby Trevor-era.

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7 Days a week
6:30am — 12pm

Baby Parker and Squarespace collaborated for this website.

Contact via Email

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